$81 for a penis and 70 cents for God
Mood:
not sure
Now Playing: Kelly Clarkson - Behind These Hazel Eyes (good song)
You may be wondering when you read the title for this post. Well, let me tell you a tale from the family table. Sunday or God's day....I was working, after work, I went over to my aunts house. After enjoying a nice steak ,cooked well-done, only way to eat meat, it was brought up that the colt had an umbilical hernia. My Uncle had called the vet early before I got there. When the vet arrived everyone but Donna (my aunt), grandma, mom, and myself went to watch. No thanks. So about ten minutes later my Uncle walks in a little pissed and asked for the check book. My aunt wondering why asked... "Why?" "81 bucks to tell us it had a penis!"
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My family is religious, everyone who's knows them know this. Not that its a bad things....but it gets old. Anyway, Donna (my aunt) was teaching my 8y/o cousin about paying tithes. He asked her what they did with the money.
"What do they do with the money?"
"Well they use it to pay bills, its like their giving it to God."
"How much do I give?"
"You get seven dollars a week, and you give 10%, so you would give 70 cents."
"Then how much would I have left?"
"$6.30."
My cousin set there for a few minutes thinking real hard about it, then he asked...
"He's already got streets of gold, why does he need 70 cents for?"
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